Blog
A Summer Tale
My first summer out of high school I decided that I should get some life experience before starting college and so I decided to move to the Lake of the Ozarks and go to work at a resort called the Lodge of the Four Seasons.
It was 1989 and I had some vague idea that it would be like Dirty Dancing and I’d meet some hot older ladies, spend a lot of time around a pool drinking exotic cocktails, I don’t know what else, maybe learn to dance?
Unfortunately it wasn’t like that at all. They put me to work as a linen runner restocking cabinets with sheets and pillow cases and things and getting yelled at all day by scary chain smoking maids who kept asking me if I was an idiot or something.
Worse, a linen runner had no status, none whatsoever. I wasn’t even allowed to enter the pool area, much less lounge by it whilst savoring a tropical cocktail. All around me I saw people enjoying themselves and having a great time while I was stuck with a guy who, upon opening a linen cabinet and finding it empty would play air guitar and sing the words Bare to the Bone, apparently a reference to that idiotic George Thorogood song.
He would literally do this with every empty cabinet and, as our job was to fill the cabinets, they were all empty. It was intolerable. I can’t remember his name now but the scariest day of all came as he was taking me around the Lodge in the little cart they let us drive and he told me that I would “make it” as a linen runner. This was apparently a compliment.
I quit the next day and went to work at a tie dye shop and spent the rest of the summer tie dying socks while talking to my co-worker Leann about her obsession, Led Zeppelin. She had just read Hammer of the Gods, a sensationalized, mostly fictional account of the band’s exploits on tour.
We would line up long rows of pristine, rubber-banded white socks and gently pour colored dyes on them, watching them soak in and blend while she talked about the crazy thing that the band did with a dead shark. Summer ran out before she ran out of Led Zeppelin stories.
People will tell you that summer is running out now but don’t believe them! We still have until September 21 dammit.
- Written by: Seth Boustead
- On: August 1, 2017
News
-
‘The Silence’ Performed as Part of Art of the Art Song Concert on 11/25
I’ve just made a new arrangement of a song I wrote years ago for soprano, trumpet and string quartet and Read More
-
World Premiere of ‘Semantics’ on October 11
My new piece for electric guitar, violin and cello will be performed live at Symphony Space in Manhattan as part Read More
-
‘Reciprocity Failure’ Film Score Performance
My score for Ben Westlake’s short film Reciprocity Failure will be performed as part of the Thirsty Ears Festival in Read More
Blog Archives
- July 2022
- June 2022
- April 2022
- March 2022
- January 2022
- October 2021
- September 2021
- August 2021
- February 2021
- November 2020
- October 2020
- June 2020
- April 2020
- January 2020
- December 2019
- November 2019
- October 2019
- September 2019
- July 2019
- June 2019
- May 2019
- April 2019
- March 2019
- January 2019
- December 2018
- November 2018
- October 2018
- September 2018
- August 2018
- July 2018
- May 2018
- April 2018
- March 2018
- February 2018
- January 2018
- December 2017
- November 2017
- October 2017
- September 2017
- August 2017
- July 2017
- June 2017
- May 2017
- April 2017
- March 2017
- February 2017
- January 2017
- December 2016
- November 2016
- October 2016
- September 2016
- July 2016
- June 2016
- May 2016
- April 2016
- March 2016
- February 2016
- January 2016
- December 2015
- November 2015
- October 2015
- September 2015
- August 2015
- July 2015
- June 2015
- May 2015
- April 2015
- March 2015
- February 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- September 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- June 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- March 2014
- February 2014
- January 2014
- December 2013
- November 2013
- October 2013
- September 2013
- August 2013
- March 2011
- August 2010
- May 2010
- October 2009
Leave a Reply